A therapist might ask me how I feel. My VPS already knows—because it sees my late-night coding sprees, my panicked 3 AM deployments, and the endless server restarts when I “just wanted to test something.” Honestly, my VPS has become the only one who truly understands me.

When you hit incognito mode, your browser forgets where you’ve been — but the rest of the internet still knows. Your IP address is still waving like a flag, and geo-blocks laugh in your face. That’s where a VPN steps in — the older, smarter, sneakier sibling of incognito mode.